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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 391 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.
So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.