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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1771 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6465 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 61 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.
And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.
So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?