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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5672 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
