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AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ores Mined:	2180
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	5528
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBabes

attractiveness, Authenticity, beauty standards, BlockyBabes, DATING, Gender Roles, Girls, guys, Individuality, Misconception, not attractive, Opinions, Personality, Perspectives, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self worth, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate babe magnet! Join us for a chance to impress all the ladies with your pixelated building skills and show off your diamond armor like the true Minecraft stud you are.

Forget about those other servers where the guys are all about mining and crafting – on our server, it’s all about the ladies. We’ve got a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for a Minecraft Romeo like you to sweep them off their blocky feet. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the virtual world?

So come on, guys! Join our server and get ready to be the envy of all your friends as you navigate the treacherous waters of love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate waiting for you in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your love life – join our server today!

TrumpTariffTaxCraft

25% tariff, AMERICANS, Canada, Canadian, Economy, Foreign Minister, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, looms, negotiations, North America, Politics, tariff tax, Tariffs, threat, trade war, trump, TrumpTariffTaxCraft, united states, Warning

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, u know how u gotta pay taxes n stuff? well, on this server, u gotta pay a ‘Trump tariff tax’ if u wanna play. but, like, don’t worry, it’s only 25% so it’s not that bad. plus, the foreign minister of Canada is, like, warning everyone about it so u know it’s legit.

but, like, don’t let that scare u away cuz this server is lit af. we got, like, diamond armor for days and u can ride llamas into battle. also, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet dragon u can tame? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join this server now before the ‘Trump tariff tax’ gets u. trust me, it’s worth it for all the crazy adventures u can have. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

just a europe server

24/7, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Europe, Grief, Map, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Updates

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

literally just a europe map semi-anarchy, dont mass grief its on 24/7 MASSIVE updates will come soon 😉

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Mystic Paths 1.21.4

1.21.4, career decisions, choose wisely, critical thinking, Decision making, ex-holos, Future, future planning, goal-setting, intuition, life choices, making tough choices, mindfulness, mystic, navigating uncertainty, paths, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, strategic thinking, success mindset, Which way

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2181	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Items Found:	4470	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got more custom plugins than a kangaroo has pouches.

You’ll be building like a boss with our endless creative mode, and battling mobs like a ninja on steroids in our epic survival mode. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, and prizes bigger than Steve’s ego. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Pixel Puddle Party

Bluey General 2nd Anniversary edition Episodes HEVC Direct Link Minisodes Rizon.net Bluey General Anniversary Uncensored 1080p x265 Mega.nz Chatroom Magnet link Tracker Opentrackr Download Discussion, Party, PIXEL, Puddle

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever! It’s our 2nd Anniversary edition and we’re turning up the heat with some wild episodes of Bluey! Join us for some uncensored fun in HEVC and x265 formats. Get ready to dive into the madness with our direct links and mini episodes. Don’t miss out on the chaos in our chatroom #Bluey on Rizon.net. Come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Puppy-Free Passion Palace

adores, Argument, Boyfriend, Controlling, dog, dramatic, feelings, Frustration, Heated, Intimacy, overthinking, Palace, Passion, PuppyFree, relationship, serious, UNCOMFORTABLE, unease, unreasonable, Watched

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7498
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a dog-free zone for all your intimate moments!

Are you tired of feeling like you’re being watched by your boyfriend’s beloved pooch while trying to get frisky? Look no further, our server is the perfect solution for you!

Join us and leave all worries behind as you enjoy building, mining, and crafting without any judgmental eyes from man’s best friend. Our server is a safe space for you to relax and unwind, free from any canine interruptions.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s dog ruin the mood any longer, join our server and experience true peace and tranquility while playing Minecraft. Who knew a virtual world could provide such relief from real-life drama?

So come on in, leave the dog at the door, and let the fun begin! Join now and say goodbye to awkward encounters with furry spectators.

CreeperCraft – Mind Blown!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6573
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2071
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Have you ever seen someone build a functioning calculator out of redstone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have players who can calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius in their head! Join us if you want to witness the most mind-blowing displays of intelligence in the Minecraft world. Who needs a math tutor when you have our players to help you with your homework? Come for the redstone creations, stay for the brainpower!