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  • AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

    AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 6649
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 119400 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

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  • CraftyCreeperCave

    CraftyCreeperCave
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4431
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

    And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 8006
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1475 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

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  • PlatinumSMP

    PlatinumSMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3827
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5675 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dimension Hops: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

    PlatinumSMP.mcserver.us:26500

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  • QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

    QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1518
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ores Mined: 9100
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

    Overview

    QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How many active players are on the server? We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
    Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience? It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
    Are there seasonal resets on the server? No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
    What types of players are suited for this server? We welcome players who value creativity and community.

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  • BlockBillionaires

    BlockBillionaires
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3911
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have billionaires from Wall Street and the tech world flocking to our server because they know it’s the place to be.

    Join us and you might just run into Elon Musk building a rocket ship out of blocks or Warren Buffet trading diamonds for emeralds. Who needs politics when you can have a virtual economy run by the richest players in the game?

    So come on, join us and see why even the billionaires are choosing to spend their time on our server. Who knows, you might even strike it rich yourself!

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  • Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp

    Putin’s Pixelated Pals: Day 822 of Russia’s 3-Day Minecraft Military Training Camp
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 718
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Animals Bred: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Ores Mined: 4848 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have survived day 822 of Russia’s 3-day special military operation! Join us for some epic PvP battles, where you can fight off Russian soldiers with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t worry, we’ve built a secret bunker in the game where you can hide from any incoming airstrikes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!

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  • DarkHavenAU

    DarkHavenAU
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8134
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 107 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    DarkHavenAU is a medieval fantasy themed Minecraft survival server where many custom functions have been implemented to create a better gaming experience! With custom mobs, Armor and weapons, mounts, ranks and many more! Or if you just like minigames and parkour, we’ve also got that covered. We even have proximity chat!

    Create factions and battle your way to the top of the food chain!Feel free to use our discord when playing the game, or even just to chat! We have ‘Join To Create VC’ channels for both casual and faction chatting. Joining will create you a temporary voice channel that you can use to talk to your friends and will disappear when you’re done with it!

    Server is compatible with most versions of Minecraft so playing on latest release will work fine. If you want proximity chat to work you will need to be on the same version the server is running on. Help for that is on our discord 🙂

    darkhavenau.apexmc.co

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  • Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

    Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5117
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9

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    Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

    Features
    Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
    Stackable items
    Extensive story to keep you entertained
    Many more custom content

    We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

    If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
    Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
    How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
    Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

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  • CraftyDotaCraze

    CraftyDotaCraze
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6618
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky world you’ll ever enter!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of zombie chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw parties every night, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig wearing a top hat!

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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

    HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2442
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears out of nowhere and starts dancing around you. That’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cheese? The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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