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AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9815	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	193	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Votes:	2802	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird places

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

BLOCK, BlockyDestiny, butterfly effect, CHANGE, Choices, consequences, Decision making, decision making process, hindsight, Impact, life changing, life lessons, Path, personal growth, pivotal moment, Reflection, ripple effect, Self Discovery, significant change, small decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed drone, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, news report, Russian, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, SECURITY, Server, Shahed drone, Space, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Items Found:	1490	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!