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CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3717
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4579	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8438

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
New Chunks Explored:	654400	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9392
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	945128
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!