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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7786 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!