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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	455
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

#exciting, baltimore, better, BlockyBucs, BlockyRavens, Bucs, Competition, Defense, football, Game, Game thread, interceptions, Minecraft, MNF, Monday Night Football, NFL, night, Offense, Primetime, quarterbacks, ravens, Shit post, smp, sports, Tampa Bay, touchdowns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

abc, atlanta dream, Basketball, basketball matchup, Caitlin’s first playoff series, Caitlins, connecticut sun, espn, Game thread, indiana fever, las vegas aces, Minecraft, minnesota lynx, new york liberty, Pacific time, phoenix mercury, playoff, playoff series, seattle storm, series, smp, sports broadcast, wnba, WNBA playoffs, womens sports

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	3742
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Dreamscape Realms 1.21

#youtube, Amaya Whisper, archives, Arial Yuriko, Bossymoon, Bri At Cookiebox, Cera Luceria, dreamscape, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Karaoke, Lida Oriana, mochi, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Realms, Song playlist, twitch streamer, twitter, Umi Kyoku, Velvet Valentine, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, VReX, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

But wait, there’s more! We got a whole list of graduated members for you to stalk, a sick song playlist to jam out to, and even archives of Ruru karaoke sessions for your viewing pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the wackiness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. 🤪🤪🤪

LateNightCrafts: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, consideration, Courtesy, Expectations, Honesty, late work, LateNightCrafts, Minecraft, mutual agreement, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Server, Significant Other, Support, transparency, Trust, Understanding, working hours

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we believe in keeping each other informed about our whereabouts.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waiting up until 4 AM for your partner to come home from work, only to be met with a shocking response when you ask for a simple heads up next time.

Our server is all about respect and staying connected as partners, even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation and need some advice from our community of players.

So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for expecting your partner to let you know if they’re working late! Trust us, the drama in our server is just as intense as in real life.

PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

accident, Assistance, broken wrists, esthetician, Grooming, Guilt, husband, hygiene, midnight barber, MOTORCYCLE, neglecting, passive aggressive, Pregnancy, PubeCraft, pubes, relationship, shame, Shave, shaving, sulking, sweat, Winter

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

Brutal, callous, cold-blooded, Cruel, Evil, EvilBanter, hateful, Heartless, hurtful, inhumane, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, ruthless, Sinister, smp, spiteful, unkind, Vicious, vindictive, Wicked

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

BlockyBoo: Childhood Trauma Mine

anxiety, BlockyBoo, Childhood, discomfort, eerie, emotional, fear, Haunting, Impact, Kid, Memories, Movie, non scary, Psychological, Scared, Scene, Show, Surprise, Trauma, Traumatized, unexpected, unsettling

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Mines Excavated:	1342	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Remember that one time you watched Spongebob Squarepants and got so scared that you couldn’t sleep for a week? Well, imagine that feeling but on a Minecraft server! Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a giant Patrick Star or hiding from a spooky Squidward in the dark caves. Trust us, you’ll never look at Bikini Bottom the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mr. Krabs haunts our server, searching for lost treasure. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the terror of our non-scary but totally terrifying Minecraft world!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense alliance, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace agreement, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, Report, secret talks, security cooperation, Ukraine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchantments Applied:	192
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ukraine’s nato allies in secret talks to deploy “peacekeepers”! yea u heard dat right, we got dem peacekeepers keepin da peace in our blocky world! u betta join before dem creepers start causin chaos and we need dem peacekeepers to save us all! come build, fight, and survive in dis crazy world where anything can happen! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!

Java Jolt: No Dementia Juice

Alzheimer’s disease, artificially sweetened coffee, association, brain health, Caffeine, coffee consumption, cognitive function, dementia, disease prevention, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, java, Jolt, Juice, medical study, mental health, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, Parkinson’s Disease, reduced risk, research findings, study, sweetened coffee, Unsweetened coffee

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN UNSWEETENED COFFEE – REDUCES RISK OF ALZHEIMER’S AND PARKINSON’S DISEASES! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! ONLY UNSWEETENED COFFEE DRINKERS ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, NO SWEETENED OR ARTIFICIALLY SWEETENED COFFEE LOVERS HERE! BECAUSE WE’RE ALL ABOUT THAT BRAIN POWER, BABY! JOIN US AND LEVEL UP YOUR MIND WHILE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTIN CREEPERS! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ParkourMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hideandseek, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ores Mined:	8432
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	5965
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

play.parkourmc.xyz

1b1t cloud

1b1t cloud, Anarchy, constant map, minecraft server, New server, Players, Refuse, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

a new anarchy server serving as a refuse for server less anarchy players with a constant map

1b1t.cloud

AeternaMC

Adventure, AeternaMC, Community, Custom, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Features, Friends, future plans, gameplay, invite, Items, Link, Minecraft, models, Polls, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	828	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

AeternaMC Minecraft Server

Join the discord server for sneak peaks, updates and more, before we release!

AeternaMC is a Minecraft survival server dedicated to bring you a new and unique experience. Our server has plenty of custom features, exciting gameplay, and a new and growing community, that are all ready to welcome you into your adventure. This discord server is where you will find out about all of our future plans and updates, have your say on the server, with suggestions and polls and lastly make friends in this community! We hope you enjoy your stay here at Aeterna.

REMEMBER TO INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS USING THIS FOLLOWING LINK: https://discord.gg/aw4fTTVjzQ

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address provided on our website.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. These rules are listed on our website.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we encourage players to invite their friends to join the server and be part of our growing community.
Is the server regularly updated with new features?	Yes, we are committed to regularly updating the server with new features and content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.