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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3593 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
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