game parody

BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp

ableism, BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp, Boundaries, caregiving, caregiving burden, communication in relationships, disability, division of labor, emotional labor, equality in relationships, expectations in relationships, Gender Roles, household chores, Intimacy, paralyzed boyfriend, Partnership, physical abilities, relationship dynamics, respect in relationships, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate escape from real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about chores or nagging partners.

Imagine a world where your virtual boyfriend can’t pester you for sex because he’s too busy mining for diamonds or building a castle. No more grabbing you as you walk by, just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. And the best part? You can team up with other players who actually contribute to the virtual household tasks!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a lazy partner when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

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PixelFetishCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, concede, Exploration, fetish, Intimacy, kink, love, Open-mindedness, partner, PixelFetishCraft, Preferences, relationship, Respect, satisfaction, taboo, Trust, Understanding

Are you willing to go the extra mile for your partner’s kinks? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to explore the weirdest fetishes in the blocky world. From building giant statues of your partner’s favorite anime character to creating elaborate roleplay scenarios involving llamas and lava pits, we’ve got it all! So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly on our server!

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CraftyRainbowPope

acceptance, anti-LGBTQ+, Catholic, Communication, CraftyRainbowPope, dialogue, discrimination, Diversity, education, equality, inclusion, Language, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, pope, Religion, Respect, STOP, STUDENT, tolerance

so, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, u join dis server and u be blessed by da minecraft gods themselves. dey be like, “yo, dis player be da chosen one, let dem build all da epic stuff.”

an den, get dis, one time dis dude joined da server and he was like, “yo, i saw a creeper doin’ da macarena with a skeleton.” like, what?! dat be cray cray, man.

an anudda time, dis player found a secret dungeon wit diamond blocks for days. he be rollin’ in dem diamonds like a boss.

so, if u wanna be part of dis epic adventure, join dis server now! u be missin’ out on all da fun and craziness. come join us and be part of da legend!

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BeanstalkBandits

Adventure, Antagonist, BeanstalkBandits, breaking and entering, cautionary lessons, cautionary tale, children’s story, classic tale, consequences of actions, consequences of greed, English folklore, fairy tale, FANTASY, folktale, Greed, Jack and the Beanstalk, lessons learned, Moral lessons, morality tale, Protagonist, traditional story

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right. these pigs are like stand-up comedians, cracking jokes and making you laugh till your sides hurt. and get this, the cows are actually secret agents trying to save the world from evil chickens. it's like a spy thriller but with farm animals. oh, and the creepers? they just want to be your friends and give you hugs. who wouldn't want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server? come on, join us and let's have some crazy fun together!

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GalaxyCurveCraft

Astronomical discoveries, astronomical measurements, Astronomical Observations, astronomical research, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, Dark Matter, Flat, galactic dynamics, galactic rotation, galaxies, GalaxyCurveCraft, gravitational forces, Indefinitely, mass distribution, observational data, PHYSICS., Rotation curves, scientific studies, spiral galaxies, velocity profiles

join our server becos we have galaxies that never endddddd!!! the rotation curves are so flat u can slide down them like a water slide at a theme park! come explore the never-ending galaxies and discover new planets with wacky creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. build your own spaceship and travel to other dimensions where the laws of physics don’t apply. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this crazy, flat galaxy server!

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BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp

PixelFetishCraft

CraftyRainbowPope

BeanstalkBandits

GalaxyCurveCraft