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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6322 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 558 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!