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CraftyBiden’s Minecraft Server

#announcement, arms deal, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBidens, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FINAL, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national defense, Peacekeeping, security assistance, Server, strategic partnership, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dimension Hops:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	9398
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most OP weapons package ever! Just like the Biden administration is about to announce a ‘substantial’ final weapons package for Ukraine, we have our own crazy weapons that will blow your mind!

Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow

GulfOfAmericaCraft

american identity, controversy, geography, Gulf Coast, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, international relations, naming rights, nationalism, News, Ocean, Politics, Renaming, satire, social media, territorial disputes, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff happening, u won’t even believe it!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig! and then u realize the whole world is upside down! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server!

we got mini-games like spleef, where u gotta dig under your opponents to make them fall, and parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!

and get this, every week we have a massive event where all the players have to team up to defeat a dragon made out of cheese! yes, u heard that right, a cheese dragon!

so come on down to our server and join the craziest, most hilarious minecraft community around! who knows, maybe u’ll even see trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the ‘gulf of america’ in our virtual world! it’s a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

Hibernation Control Minecraft Server

control, HIBERNATION, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2820
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can make u feel like u in hibernation, just like dem animals who sleep all winter long. we got dem brain wizards blockin’ areas in da brain to make u feel all cozy and warm, like u wrapped up in a burrito. come join us and experience da ultimate chill vibes, no need for blankets when u on dis server, just let dem scientists work their magic and u be feelin’ like a hibernatin’ pro. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us now and let’s get cozy together in da virtual world of minecraft!

CompCraft

Claims, CompCraft, Custom Over World Dungeons, Custom Rares, dinosaur fossils, Free Ranks, Grief Protection, smp, vanilla mechanics

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Potions Brewed:	186
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crops Grown:	3716	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

IP	play.compcraft.org
Version	JAVA 1.21

Features:

Dinosaur Fossils 🦕
Custom Over World Dungeons
Economy 💰
Custom Rares ✨
Free Ranks 🆓
Claims ✉️
Grief Protection ⛏️
PVP & PVE ⚔️
Vanilla Mechanics

On CompCraft there is no right way to play the game! Whether you like to grind to make the most money, collect rare items, build beautiful houses, tinker with red stone, explore custom over world dungeons, or excavate massive dinosaur fossils we have something for you!

Our friendly community and staff are here to help. When you log in for the first time, you will receive a starter kit in your inventory.

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/n4m2nFKvxz

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefing.
Are there free ranks available?	Yes, we offer free ranks to players on our server.
Can I create and claim my own land?	Yes, we have a claims system in place for players to protect their land.
Are there any special features unique to the server?	Yes, we have dinosaur fossils, custom dungeons, and custom rare items for players to enjoy.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, we have both PVP and PVE enabled for players to engage in combat.

Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate

aita, biological children, blended families, BroBroGFvsNieceNephewGiftGate, brothers girlfriend, child favoritism, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, gift giving, lego set, nephew, Niece, outings, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, rocky relationship, sibling relationships, sleepovers, trip bowling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can gift your virtual nieces and nephews trips to go bowling, while ignoring the requests of your brother’s girlfriend’s kid for a Lego set. Watch out for the drama that unfolds when your brother and his girlfriend get upset over your virtual gift choices!

But don’t worry, on our server, everyone has a place to sleep – even if it’s just a virtual bed on a virtual couch. Join us as we navigate through rocky relationships and grocery bag bedrooms, all while trying to build better relationships with each other (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable gift-giving decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next!

NoTrendyTikToks Minecraft SMP

assertive, CONFIDENT, different, distinctive, independent, Individual, Maverick, Minecraft, Noncompliant, nonconformist, Nontraditional, NoTrendyTikToks, original, Proud, rebel, self sufficient, self-assured, self-reliant, self-respecting, smp, stand out, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Farms Harvested:	483	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide. Like, why would you even bother playing on any other server when you can join us and experience the madness?

I mean, have you ever seen a chicken ride a llama into battle? No? Well, you will on our server! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden beneath the spawn point. It’s lit, fam.

But seriously, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft and want to spice things up with some wacky shenanigans, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a rule that everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. It’s just the way things are done around here.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TastyCraft: Healthy & Delicious

amazing, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, good for you, guilt-free, healthy, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, Mouthwatering, Nutritious, satisfying, satisfyingly healthy, scrumptious, surprisingly nutritious, Tasty, TastyCraft, UNBELIEVABLE, Wholesome

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	3412
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine tastes like a delicious blend of chocolate and bacon. Yes, you heard that right – CHOCOLATE BACON BLOCKS! Not only are they incredibly tasty, but they also give you superpowers like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Join our server and feast on these delectable blocks while battling evil mobs with your newfound powers. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously epic Minecraft experience anywhere else!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

acquire, annexation, Canada, controversial, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic force, Expansion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, potential takeover, Presidency, Server, State, strategic move, territorial acquisition, trump, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

omg u guys u have to join this epic minecraft server!!! it’s so lit, like literally lit af 🔥🔥🔥

we have the craziest events like a giant chicken race where u ride on chickens and race against each other, winner gets a diamond chicken nugget 🐔💎

also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s so wild 🎉

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireballs at griefers? yea, it’s like having your own personal bodyguard 🐉🔥

join now before trump uses ‘economic force’ to acquire our server as a state, u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos 😂😂😂

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake, criminal offense, cybercrime, Data Protection, Deepfakes, digital deception, digital manipulation, fake news, fake videos, government policy, image manipulation, internet regulation, legislation, manipulation of media, online safety, online security, privacy, sexually explicit, Technology, technology ethics, U.K. Government

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Animals Bred:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)