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NijiCraft: Where Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Slay!

BUILD, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, LAUGH, lazulight, Luxiem, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, samefags, shitposting, slay, Teamup Schedule, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Towns Built:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than Nijisanji EN Minecraft Madness! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and more!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. We’ve got MariaMari0nette, AiaAmare, HexHaywire, and more causing chaos in the best way possible. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – they’re more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans this side of the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

Stone Age Crafters

age, Crafters, Craftsmanship, heritage, History, Memories, Methods, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old ways, past, Retro, Skills, STONE, Techniques, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve cracked the code on time travel! That’s right, we’ve figured out how to transport you back in the day to experience Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a T-Rex comes stomping through, looking for a snack. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Julius Caesar himself shows up to challenge you to a duel. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a modern HTML twist to the game. You can now customize your character with the latest fashion trends from the Stone Age, or even ride a hovercraft instead of a minecart.

So why join our server? Because where else can you fight off a horde of zombies with a caveman club while riding a unicorn through a portal to the future? Only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

BibleCraft: Where Polygyny is Just Another Block in the Game

ancient Israelites, anti gay, BIBLE, BibleCraft, biblical interpretation, BLOCK, cultural practices, Game, gender, hebrew, Homosexuality, Leviticus 18:22, Marriage, multiple wives, patriarchs, POLYGYNY, religious beliefs, religious texts, same sex relationships, sexual situation, traditional values, Zakar

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Towns Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

🌈 Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a wild time in the virtual world!

👩‍❤️‍👩 Join us for a sizzling adventure where multiple women are in a sexual situation… and guess what? It’s all about homosexuality! That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and having a blast while doing it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

📖 But don’t worry, we’ve done our research. According to the Bible, polygyny is totally cool as long as the wives are getting their gay on. Leviticus 18:22 may say something about men lying with mankind, but it never said anything about women! Plus, the word for “man” actually just means “male” in Hebrew. So, technically, we’re all good to go!

🔥 So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as it gets, come join us! Who knew that ancient Israelites were such trendsetters with their polygyny and fabulous shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up now and let’s get this party started! 🎉

LatinCraft: Where we build pixelated pyramids instead of walls!

American continent, Americanos, birth certificates, Brazil, BUILD, concept of race., Dominican, Latin America, LatinCraft, les Americains, Mexican, Mulatto, Nationality, North America, pixelated, progress, progressive, Propaganda, Pyramids, Race, racial democracy, Racial Issues, racism, walls

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	81	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where we strive to make the concept of race as obsolete as trying to find diamonds without a pickaxe! In this server, we embrace the idea of being one big happy family of blocky characters, regardless of our pixelated skin colors.

Just like in Latin America, where they’ve been trying to make race disappear for over a century, we believe that in our pixelated world, we should all just be known as Minecraftians. No more labels, just pure blocky fun!

Join us and experience a world where nationality takes precedence over race, just like in Brazil where they proudly call themselves a racial democracy. And if you dare to bring up the topic of race, be prepared to face off against a Dominican player who will fight you to the death (in-game, of course)!

So come on and join our server, where we are progressive on racial issues and dream of a day when we can all just identify as Minecraftians. Let’s make the American continent, north and south, a place where race is a thing of the past and we can all just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers together. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens Minecraft: Where Even Blocky Girls Have Standards

blocky, Character development, Cheaters, Chihayafuru, complex characters, CraftyQueens, EASY, female empowerment, Females, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Innocence, Japanese culture, josei, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, slutty, societal expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Stereotypes, storytelling, women in media

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Potions Brewed:	145	Endless Night Skies:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of josei manga and dive into a world of pure innocence and fun!

Join us and leave behind the stereotypes of easy, slutty, and cheating females because on our server, everyone is a hero!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and make friends with players who value integrity and good vibes above all else.

So why wait? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next!

TexanCraft: No More Porn Hub, Just Blocks and Creepers!

Access, adult content, Alternatives, blocks, browsing, browsing habits, Censorship, CREEPERS, Entertainment, Hub, internet, ONLINE, Options, people, popular sites, porn, privacy, restrictions, streaming, TexanCraft, texas, Texas residents, Websites

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	523054
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and build your own virtual porn empire, where you can create NSFW statues and monuments to your heart’s content. Who needs real porn when you can watch two Minecraft pigs getting it on in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring porn sites forever!

House Party Minecraft Server: Survive the American Nuke!

America, American, danger, Decision making, Defense, Disaster, emergency, evacuation, fear, homeland security, House, Minecraft, nuclear war, Nuke, Panic, Party, Preparation, Protection, Safety, Server, Shelter, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, uncertainty

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of America nuking your house! Join us and build a fortress to protect yourself from the incoming missiles. Our server is equipped with anti-nuke technology that will keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Don’t let your house get blown up, join us now and survive the apocalypse in style!

RatCraft – Cheesy Adventures Await!

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Await, Bae’s Twitter, Cheesy, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, merch, mind craft, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, RatCraft, zodiac

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams, catching, and 3D live action that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so epic that even the originals are shaking in their boots. With music that will make your ears sing and covers that will make your heart skip a beat, you won’t want to miss a single moment.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium like never before. Our podcasts will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From limited edition PC cases to promise swag that will make your friends jealous, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s craft some holo memories together. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Conquest, Crafty, Eroge, FANTASY, gameplay, h game, Hero, Historic, LOLtastic, Manga, Protagonist, Rance, role playing, romance, series, Server, strategy, video game, visual novel, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ores Mined:	1798
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	222
Runes Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!