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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2646 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 200 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!