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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7495 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5567 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.