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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5567

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	553671	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6711	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6774	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3986	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	38157	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ores Mined:	2058	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2440

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!