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Game Comparison

  • Pixels Over Heroes Unite

    Pixels Over Heroes Unite

    New Minecraft Servers

    Why Your Life Is Lame Without Our Server: Join Now!!!

    Listen up, you brainless sheep! This server is *the best* & *worst* in the entire multiverse where dimension-bending twists will make you feel like you’re a potato pondering the nature of melons! Why dive into ordinary servers when you can plunge into a fishing hole filled with existential dread while riding llamas on a Tuesday during a snowstorm? You won’t believe how much joy and despair can coexist, or how *nobody* will remember your username when you leave! Join now or wind up as a mere ghost in another game!

    Features of Unimaginable Chaos!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactuses Create your army of cactuses that don’t exist in the game but utterly haunt your dreams.
    Time-Traveling Spiders Spiders that only appear at 3 AM when you’re not looking. They sell you absolute nonsense. Enjoy!
    Sky Made of Cheese Punch the sky and taste the dairy while gravity takes a vacation.
    Ghost Blocks Why build when you can destroy existence itself with blocks that only *look* real?!
    Talking Dirt Your dirt will judge you, make snarky comments, and question your life choices.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join, simply recite the second verse of your favorite nursery rhyme backwards while wearing an aluminum hat. (But only if you believe you’re actually reading this!)

    Q: What if I encounter a glitch?

    A: Glitches are manifestations of your inner turmoil. Embrace them and they will *eat you* inside out! It’s healthy, *like organic diets*. Or is it?

    Q: Are there any rules?

    A: Rules are a social construct that might only exist in parallel dimensions. So no, yes, but also maybe? Gosh, don’t think too hard!

    Random Quotes from the Unconscious Collective

      • “Man, why does hero shooter slop get more attention than the thing I like…”
      • “All I know is you can’t trust llamas on Wednesdays.”
      • “The azure turtles ran for president in 2022.
      • “I’m convinced the ducks are watching me… especially in Minecraft.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Game On Minecraft Server

    Game On Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and exploding chickens. Yes, you heard that right – exploding chickens!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Time to get your crazy on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCiv 7 Minecraft Server

    CraftyCiv 7 Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any gaudy art styles or cumbersome district systems! In fact, our server is so amazing that playing on it will make you forget all about Civ 6 and have you begging for more.

    Join us for the chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil creepers, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

    ForgottenCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the legendary artists Giger and Beksinski! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where you can build your own twisted creations that would make even these artists proud.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-forgotten gamers who couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they throw your way?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground labyrinth filled with rare treasures waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jedi vs. Minecraft: The Ultimate Sword Combat Showdown

    Jedi vs. Minecraft: The Ultimate Sword Combat Showdown

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swinging a boring old sword in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have upgraded all swords to lightsabers! That’s right, you can now slice and dice your enemies with the power of the Force!

    Join our server and experience epic battles like never before as you duel other players with your lightsaber skills. Become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord and dominate the battlefield with your incredible combat abilities.

    So why settle for regular sword combat when you can have lightsaber battles that will make even the Jedi Academy games jealous? Join our server now and may the Force be with you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyClash: The Ultimate Showdown of Minecraft vs Fortnite – pick your side! #gameon #buildbeatbattle

    CraftyClash: The Ultimate Showdown of Minecraft vs Fortnite – pick your side! #gameon #buildbeatbattle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute best in the universe! Why should you join, you may ask? Well, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and pigs that can do the Macarena. Not to mention, our Creepers have been trained in the art of interpretive dance. Oh, and did we mention that our Ender Dragon doubles as a professional opera singer? That’s right, folks. So come join us on our server and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, no shitposting allowed – unless it involves a llama wearing sunglasses.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Route Pixelmon

    Route Pixelmon

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixelmon Reforged 7.0.6 – Brazilian Server. Tournaments, Gyms, Chests, Custom Content, Friendly Staff, and more.

    mc.routepixelmon.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lavish Isles

    Lavish Isles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lavish Isles is a feature-filled, high quality Skyblock server with Skills, Spawner Upgrades, Custom Robots, Generators, Events, Epic Crates, Amazing Builds and a Community Discord with areas for support and guidance. There’s endless information around spawn that’ll streamline your Skyblock adventure! Join now with MC.LAVISHISLES.ORG!

    mc.LavishIsles.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skyvillage smp

    Skyvillage smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

    eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Skyblock Zone

    Skyblock Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Skyblock Zone is a new and uprising Skyblock server that has unique and custom features such as leveling tools, a mine and warzone, “crusher” pistons, custom starter islands, and much more, with features in the works such as custom enchants and challenges. We offer a friendly environment with an active and responsive staff team and a great community that is welcoming to all. Join Skyblock Zone today for a Skyblock experience like none you’ve ever seen before!

    skyblock.zone

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP