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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9275 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
