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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6378 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.
And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!