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steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2307	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crops Grown:	8440
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchantments Applied:	189

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Alien Abductions:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3683	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.