| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3911 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Crops Grown: | 5867 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8265 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8552 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 2092 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4187 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5706 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 65 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6477 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1793 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6350 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9987 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8277 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 844738 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 4246 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
