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BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mines Excavated:	1955
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	285	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	589
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	3308
Players Killed by Monsters:	6351	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9189	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crops Grown:	6730

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Umaru’s Pixel Playground

#fangirling, Anime, anime forum, comedy, COSPLAY, Crafty, fan theories, Gaming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, NEET, Otaku, otaku community, PIXEL, Playground, queen of /a/, season 3, slice of life, speculation, umaru chan, Umaru Thread, Umarus, waifu

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the queen of /a/ to return and for Season 3 to finally drop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own epic adventures and make Season 3 a reality! Join us and become the hero of your own story, where the queen of /a/ will bow down to your greatness and Season 3 will be just a mere subplot in your epic saga. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMcCraftFace – No. 917248703 by Anonymous

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	112	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of friendly yeti who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!