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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1792 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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