Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.
But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.
So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Monthly Crates | Each month a new custom item crate is launched. This month’s theme is turtles and sea life. |
| Quest | Complete quests to unlock crate keys and player experience. |
| Hats | Fun hats for the community to unlock through auctions. |
To contact our server support, join our discord. Our staff are active and are able to help you as fast as possible!
IP Address: mc.therealsmp.com
If you have any issues joining… CONTACT US VIA DISCORD.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server using the IP address provided: mc.therealsmp.com |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, everything on the SMP must be gained through playtime, experience, and quests |
| What are some features of the server? | Monthly crates, quests, and fun hats are some of the features available on the server. |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical cheese of destiny, or challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and sing show tunes!
So why settle for being average when you can be extraordinary on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests where you and your mom can uncover ancient treasures and unlock hidden powers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a legendary boss battle against a giant chicken who’s actually your long-lost cousin twice removed. Are you ready to take on this feathered foe?
So come on down to our server and experience a son/mother dynamic like never before. Who needs movies when you can live out your own epic adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
we also have a secret underground city where all da players are actually aliens in disguise. they speak in weird alien languages and have super cool space ships to fly around in. join dis server if you wanna be part of da intergalactic gang.
oh, and did we mention we have a magical forest where all da animals can talk? yep, you can have conversations with a talking pig or a wise old owl. they might even give you quests to go on and treasures to find.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience, come join us on dis server. who knows what crazy adventures await you!
Join us and witness epic battles between Hololive and vshojo VTubers as they fight for dominance over the server. Watch as they build insane structures and unleash their ultimate powers to claim victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know who you might run into on the dance floor – maybe even a creeper busting out some sick moves!
So why the fuck should you join our server? Because where else can you witness Hololive and vshojo collabing in a Minecraft world filled with madness and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the chaos!