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Pixel SMP

brand new, Custom Enchants, Economy, LifeSteal, minecraft server, no p2w, Pixel SMP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Pixel SMP is an economy, lifesteal and custom enchants server, there is no p2w features and is brand new, come join us!

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GreenLightMC: Just Craftin’

CRAFTIN, greenlight, greenlight it, greenlight it jc, greenlight it jci, GreenLightMC, i know you want to, jc, jci, know, Want, want to, you

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637727	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Greenlight it, JCI (Just Craft It) and join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

N64ControllerMisplaced Minecraft SMP

Anon, childhood memories, console, funny, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, HEHE, hidden places, Minecraft, Mischief, N64 Controller, N64ControllerMisplaced, nostalgic, prank, retro gaming, Secrets, smp, Surprise, trolling, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	355
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your n64 controller has been on a wild adventure through the pixelated world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to retrieve your controller and uncover the hilarious shenanigans it got up to along the way. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve, this server is guaranteed to keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingDressCraft Minecraft Server

bridal gown, custom dress, dressmaker, employee skill level, favorite friends, friend group, Group Chat, hurt feelings, January 19th, maternity leave, Minecraft, original design, postpartum, Pregnancy, reception dress, rehearsal dinner dress, Server, wedding dress, wedding gift, wedding planning, WeddingDressCraft, workload management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses that take forever to make? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to deliver a custom wedding dress in just 24 hours, guaranteed!

Join now and experience the thrill of last-minute dressmaking like never before. Our team of expert dressmakers will work tirelessly to create the perfect gown for your special day, even if it means pulling an all-nighter.

Don’t let a little thing like pregnancy stop you from getting the dress of your dreams. Our server is here to make it happen, no matter the circumstances. Plus, we offer bonus rehearsal dinner dresses and reception dresses for those extra special occasions.

So why wait? Join our server today and say “I do” to the fastest wedding dress service in Minecraft history!

NoBunkDadAllowed

Accommodation, adult responsibilities, adulting, Boundaries, bunkbed, Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Gratitude, NoBunkDadAllowed, personal space, quality time, relationships, restful sleep., tiredness, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	3490	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in bunk beds unless you want to! Unlike some Airbnb nightmares, we offer luxurious virtual accommodations for all our players.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this poor 30-year-old player who had to deal with bunk bed shenanigans on her vacation. On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds without worrying about non-refundable arrangements, and even team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon.

Don’t be like this player’s dad, who thought bunk beds were a suitable sleeping arrangement for adults. Join our server and experience the ultimate virtual getaway where you can sleep soundly in a bed fit for royalty.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Airbnb when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP, aging, bills, career, Decision making, disappointments, Expectations, financial burden, harsh reality, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, Maturity, mental health, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, self-care, societal pressures, stress, Time management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh reality of adulthood! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past.

We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their poultry revolution?

Our server also has a cursed diamond mine where players have reported hearing the ghostly whispers of ancient miners who never made it out alive. Will you risk your life for the precious diamonds that lie within?

And if that’s not enough, we have a hidden village where the villagers have all been turned into llamas by a mischievous witch. Will you help break the curse or join the llama uprising?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about the woes of adulthood!

PixelatedNostalgia

aim, cyber culture, dial-up days, digital history, early internet, Forgotten Gems, Geocities, Internet Explorer, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old internet, online archives, Picture, PixelatedNostalgia, relic, Video, vintage, web 1.0, Website, younger generations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Remember those old internet videos of cats playing pianos and people dancing like crazy? Well, imagine if those videos came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through nostalgia as you explore our pixelated world filled with memes from the ancient internet times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama while listening to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” on loop? Don’t miss out on the wackiness and join us today!

CraftyAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, BELIEF, Conflict, CraftyAttack, Defense, escalation, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Preemptive, RETALIATION, Reversal, SECURITY, Server, strike, Tension, threat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

lol this server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant zombie chicken or riding a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. our community is full of crazy players who love to build wacky structures and pull pranks on each other.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why this server is the craziest and most hilarious place to play Minecraft. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of mischief he might get up to. trust us, you won’t regret joining this insane adventure!

CrashCraft62: The Ultimate Survival Adventure

Adventure, air travel, Aviation, Brazil, Condolences, CrashCraft62, Disaster, families, Fatalities, investigation, mourning, national, News, plane crash, Recovery, recovery efforts, rescue, Survival, Tragedy, Transportation, Ultimate, Updates, Victims, WRECKAGE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a plane crash but in minecraft yo. we got 62 bodies recovered and they all playin minecraft now haha. come join da fun and see if u can survive the crash and build ur way to victory. it’s like skydiving but without da parachute. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it yo!

Pixelmon-Europe

Factions, Minecraft Pixelmon Europe Server Mods Plugins Gameplay Custom Forms Models Textures GTS 3D cosmetics Dolls Gen9 Terastal Leveling system Fakemons Digimons Pals, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	177	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Welcome to Pixelmon-Europe network ! On this server, the most part of server sidemods and plugins are handmade to provide an exclusive gameplay ! Custom forms, models and textures ! GTS (With GUI ! ) 3D cosmetics Dolls The full Gen9 (with working Terastal ! ) A leveling system based on pixelmon actions !

(🤫Soon : Fakemons, Digimons and Pals ! 🫣)

(W.I.P : The server isn’t launched at the moment, we don’t have any ETA but we’re trying to do our best to provide content, features and enjoy peoples to play on the network !)

play.pixelmon-europe.com