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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8657 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
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