Gachashit Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	844331	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Coomer Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190

Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9755	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.

LoveCraft: Benefits vs Disadvantages

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Enchantments Applied:	286	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, u know how relationships can be all like lovey dovey and stuff, but also like, they can be super annoying and make u feel trapped and stuff? well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about all that drama! u can just chill and build ur own world without anyone nagging u or starting fights. plus, like, who needs emotional support when u can just mine for diamonds and get all the satisfaction u need from that? come join us and escape the drama of relationships, cuz let’s be real, who needs that when u can have a creeper explode in ur face instead? lolz!

Gyrosland Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	6754
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because in Gyrosland, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!

Why should you join Gyrosland, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Gyro, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Gyro and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – in Gyrosland, every block you mine has a chance of turning into a dancing llama that will follow you around and provide moral support. And if you manage to collect all the different types of llamas, you’ll unlock the secret llama dimension where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through fields of cotton candy clouds.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the annual Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride chickens into battle and compete for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a custom chicken skin and a golden feather trophy that grants them the ability to fly for 24 hours!

So what are you waiting for? Join Gyrosland today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, pic related is 10/10 in Gyrosland!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	173	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3915
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is so ridiculously expensive that you’ll feel like a millionaire just by logging on! Want a diamond sword? Better start saving up those emeralds, buddy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for wearing fancy hats. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a hat made entirely out of diamonds and gold. Who wouldn’t want to slay a dragon for some bling?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. It’s a real thriller of a time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

Housekeeper Havoc Minecraft Server

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, custody arrangements, depression, divorce recovery, employer-employee relationship, family dynamics, gift giving, Havoc, high demand, hitting on employees, Housekeeper, Inappropriate Behavior, language barriers, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, professional boundaries, Server, uncomfortable situations, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family saga.

Imagine a world where housekeepers are in high demand not for their cleaning skills, but for their culinary expertise! Our server is like a buffet of chaos, with a side dish of scandal and a sprinkle of awkward laughter.

Watch as a divorced dad tries to win over his young housekeeper with chocolates and flowers, only to be called out by his own family for hitting on her! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepier plot twists and more uncomfortable moments.

Join us as we navigate through the murky waters of workplace dynamics and inappropriate behavior, all while trying to maintain a safe and drama-free environment for everyone involved. Will our hero realize his mistakes and apologize, or will he continue down the path of cringe-worthy comments and uncomfortable situations?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama unfolding before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

NoBraceletNoProblem

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing all sides of the family, even in blocky form! Join us and show love and acceptance for your third parent and third side of the family by wearing a virtual bracelet passed down from generations of Minecraft players!

Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to honor both moms during your virtual wedding ceremony. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and family-oriented?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to represent your step and half siblings in the most epic way possible. Join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4069	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dating apps and their boring preferences? Well, on our Minecraft server, we match you with your perfect blocky soulmate based on your favorite type of ore! That’s right, forget swiping left or right, just tell us if you’re team diamond or team emerald and we’ll find you the perfect match!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Love Castle, where players can go on romantic quests to win the heart of their pixelated crush. From slaying dragons together to building the most epic pixel art love letters, there’s no limit to the crazy adventures you can have on our server.

So why waste time on boring dating apps when you can find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server today and let the blocky romance begin!

LoveCraftedLOL

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for that special someone who truly loves you for more than just your diamond pickaxe skills? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find love in the most unexpected places!

Join us and you’ll know it’s true love when your fellow players build you a castle made entirely of obsidian just to show their affection. And forget about lust, because on our server, love is measured by the number of rare enchanted items gifted to you by your one true Minecraft soulmate.

So if you’re ready to find love in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities, join our server today and prepare to be swept off your feet (literally, if your partner decides to surprise you with a flying potion)!