Gabriel Arroyo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	7376	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	214
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	8839
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7438

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	140
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8269	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.