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H-hewwo Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, Confused, cute, funny, Greeting, hello, hewwo, Hhewwo, Kawaii, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, OwO, Server, silly, surprised, Tag

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	4807	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3103	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	8519
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
New Chunks Explored:	336848	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!