Gabe newell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	281
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	7959
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1503
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7424	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7713

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	657745	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Votes:	8634	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	762	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!