Gabe newell Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Valve Would Never Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	1834
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We once had a player who built a roller coaster so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And don’t even get us started on the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers, but who’s counting?).

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

blocks, brain-computer interfaces, Censorship, cofounder, collaboration, Entrepreneurship, Epic, freedom of thought, Fun, Gabe, Gabe newell, GabeCraft, gaming industry, innovation, Join, laughs, leadership, Minecraft, Neuralink, neurotechnology, newell, Phillip, Phillip Sabes, political implications, Politics, Ride, SABES, Startup, Steam, TEAM, Technology, thoughtcrimes, visionaries, Wild

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Chess Master Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2024.., Broadcast, Chess, Chess World Championship 2024, Competition, DING, fide, game 2, Gukesh, lichess, live board, Livestream, Master, Minecraft, ONLINE, Results, smp, standings, watch, World Chess Championship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7186	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of playing chess and ready to take on a new challenge? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only strategy you need is how to build the best castle to defend against creepers and zombies!

We have a live stream of our epic battles where players face off in intense PVP matches to see who will reign supreme. Forget about the World Chess Championship, this is where the real action is happening!

Watch as Ding and Gukesh go head to head in a fierce competition to see who can build the most epic base and gather the most diamonds. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out!

Join our server now and show off your building skills in a world where anything is possible. Who needs chess when you can have exploding TNT and secret underground lairs? Let the games begin!

Miko’s McServer Collaboration

brand collaboration, Brand partnership, collab, collaboration, digital promotion, exclusive offer, fast food, foodie, influencer marketing, Japanese cuisine, limited edition, marketing strategy, McDonald’s Japan, McDonalds, Mcserver, Miko, Mikos, social media campaign, social media influencer, special promotion, viral marketing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops out golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magic feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a block of pure cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	206
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Chimeras Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Zombie Dances:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!