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NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6020
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	154
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Villages Defended:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	6590	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	151
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Votes:	7802	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Animals Bred:	12
Votes:	5476	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	2194
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Votes:	6913

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!