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Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Farms Harvested:	569	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	8386
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	191745

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	9341
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!