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Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

G.., germany, online communities, internet trolling, hammer

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

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> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

coding, FIRED, POL, Future, job loss

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

G.., Laughter, sarcasm, WIT, 4chan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

privacy, Forums, internet, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

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Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

comedy, Thread, sarcasm, Online Community, Humour

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

Y$, ComfyUI, New User Guide, PIXEL, Mac

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Join our server for a crazy good time! We’ve got block merging that’ll make your mind melt, animations that’ll make you question reality, and a controlnet that’ll have you feeling like a Minecraft wizard.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you want to build a virtual blanket fort. Plus, we have models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even fetish content for all your wildest fantasies. And don’t even get us started on LoRa training – it’s like a boot camp for your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to lose track of time and reality – but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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Pixelated Pleasure: Minecraft SMP Edition

AMD GPU, Y$, Samplers, Other links, Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off.

Why should you join? Well, we have a secret underground controlnet that only the bravest of players can navigate. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure at the end guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. Will you be the one to claim it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with ComfyUI, a node-based system that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. And don’t forget about our exclusive Block Merging feature, where you can combine blocks to create the most outrageous structures imaginable.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our collection of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content. From majestic ponies to celebrity look-alikes, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Operation: C.U.N.N.Y. Edition and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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WhyDo15Craft SMP

screen mocking, WhyDo15Craft, resolution comparison, G.., screen size

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

Fandom, Good men, smp, Damsel in Distress, save the day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

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Minecraft SMP: VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper

V, Rome, comma separated, VGGGGGGGGGHHHHH…CraftyCreeper, georgia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us in the mystical land of Rome (Georgia) where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the creepers wear top hats. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows is the dreaded Potato Queen, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server. Will you accept her challenge and bust out your best moves, or will you be banished to the land of boring servers forever?

So come on down to Rome (Georgia) and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird!

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