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BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, BitchPetCraft, control, DOMINANCE, Dominant, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, obedience, ownership, pet play, Pleasure, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual exploration, Slave, Submission, submissive, submissive lifestyle, taboo

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Votes:	7570	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	174
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Emeralds Found:	5049
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	648	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4856	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!