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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8328 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 258 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1667 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
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