| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8581 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 2247 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2250 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 127 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9398 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3592 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9173 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1098 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 349 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7804 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 464 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8896 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5196 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1289 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
