But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most fur-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your kingdom.
But beware of the evil llama king who roams the land, stealing all the diamonds he can find. Will you be brave enough to defeat him and claim his llama crown for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s really THAT good or if the furries are just too distracted by goat ass to notice!
Our server is like a magical forest where you never know what kind of sexy creature you’ll stumble upon next. From majestic foxes with massive packages to sassy catgirls with a surprise between their legs, our community is a melting pot of fur-tastic delights.
But wait, there’s more! We have a Story Mega filled with tales of lust and adventure that will make your diamond sword stand at attention. Dive into the depths of our mega folder and emerge with a newfound appreciation for the power of imagination (and maybe a few new kinks).
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle with a built-in dungeon for your kinky roleplay sessions? Where else can you ride into battle on a unicorn with a bulge that puts even the bravest warriors to shame?
Join us today and let your inner furry flag fly high! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the weird and wild side of Minecraft. See you in the server, furries!
Rumor has it that one furry on the server bought a diamond block house just because they thought it matched their fur color. Another furry spent all their emeralds on a pet parrot that only speaks in memes. And don’t even get us started on the furry who built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit just for fun.
But hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too and be able to afford your own diamond block mansion. So come on in and see if you can keep up with the furries on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.
So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!
Our server is the perfect place to let your fur flag fly high and proud. From building your own furry-themed kingdom to participating in epic fur battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry about feeling out of place – everyone is welcome, no matter how fluffy or scaly you may be!
Forget spending 4 days at a real furry convention – on our server, the party never stops! Join now and experience the furry adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you may even find your furry soulmate in the pixelated wilderness! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fur-ocious fun begin!
we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!