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ArisuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Farms Harvested:	612
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magic Items Found:	3958
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at Arisu for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Arisu and found themselves in a land where diamonds fell from the sky like rain and the trees were made of candy. They built a castle made entirely of cake and lived happily ever after, surrounded by friendly llamas who told hilarious jokes.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with nothing but a carrot in hand. You can also participate in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join Arisu today and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZeroCraft Minecraft Server: “Requiem for Noobs”

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2962	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Join our server where we have epic battles between Lelouch and Schneizel for control of the server! Will Lelouch finally achieve his Zero Requiem or will Schneizel come out on top? Join now to find out and be a part of the craziest Minecraft storyline ever! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds for all our players. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ShowerLock2021

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Votes:	8140
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ores Mined:	3010	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the stinky situations of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Join us and never worry about your husband ruining your relaxation time in the bathroom again – because in our server, you can build as many bathrooms as you want, all for yourself!

No more penny or screwdriver shenanigans to invade your privacy – here, the only thing invading your space will be creepers (but don’t worry, you can always respawn)! And forget about IBS excuses, because in our server, everyone smells like roses (or at least like pixelated roses).

So come on over and join us for a bath-time adventure like no other! Build your own spa, take a relaxing dip in pixelated paradise, and never again worry about someone barging in on your bathroom bliss. Because in our Minecraft server, the only thing stinking up the place is the sulfur from exploding creepers – and that’s a smell you can handle!

CraftyAnnoyance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Votes:	7160
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	6620
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape from annoying habits like people who chew with their mouths open or leave the toilet seat up. On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can bother you with their irritating behaviors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see if you can survive the ghostly shenanigans!

NordicNaziCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

So, like, this server is so lit that the US designated it as a terrorist group, but, like, in a totally cool way. We’re all about that Nordic neo-Nazi vibe, but, like, in a Minecraft setting. Join us for some epic battles and, like, build your own swastika castle or something. It’s, like, totally insane and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else. So, like, come join the fun and let’s cause some chaos together!

Death Toll MC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Votes:	6797
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it’s like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!

Melatonin Madness: No Blue Light, No Problem

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	271	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so, like, did you know that if you play on our epic minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about melatonin levels cuz you’ll be too busy having a blast?! yea, that’s right, forget about those boring books and smartphone lights, come join us and let your imagination run wild in our pixelated world! plus, our server is so lit that even the blue-light filter won’t be able to handle it, so you better be prepared for some serious fun! come on, what are you waiting for?! join us now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft 1.21 – Where we smp-ly have a blast!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Minecraft Server	1.21 [smp]

Overview

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft? Look no further! Our Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server is the perfect place for you to build, explore, and create lasting memories with a friendly and dedicated community.

Why Join Us?

Active Community: Connect with like-minded players who share your passion for Minecraft.
Events & Competitions: Participate in regular events, challenges, and competitions.
Friendly Staff: Our dedicated team of staff members is always here to help.

IP: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

FAQs

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address provided: line-potential.gl.joinmc.link

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

Can I create my own custom plugins for the server?

At the moment, we do not allow players to create their own custom plugins for the server. However, we are always open to suggestions for new features and plugins that could enhance the gameplay experience.

How can I get help or support on the server?

If you need assistance or have any questions, our friendly staff members are always available to help. You can reach out to them in-game or through our community forums.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPleasure, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our community is full of crazy and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the mobs wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild – there’s no shame in having a good time!

CraftyLingerie Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Votes:	7528	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to impress your virtual girlfriend on Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of lingerie shops where you can buy the sexiest pixelated outfits for your in-game partner. From side hip lingerie to enchanting corsets, we’ve got it all! Join now and spice up your Minecraft love life like never before. Who knew virtual romance could be so steamy?