Funo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	5536	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3818	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	936	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8448
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.