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CraftyPutinVsModi

Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyPutinVsModi, Crisis, devastation, Diplomacy, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Meeting, modi, peace talks, Politics, putin, Russian attack, solidarity, Tragedy, Ukraine hospital, War, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5323	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy

EternalGlitchCraft

endless entrapment, endless life, eternal confinement, eternal entrapment, eternal existence, eternal imprisonment, EternalGlitchCraft, Eternity, forever imprisoned, forever stuck, IMMORTALITY, infinite lifespan, infinite time, never-ending cycle, never-ending life, perpetual entrapment, perpetual existence, stuck for eternity, stuck forever, timeless existence, trapped forever

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	776
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun!

Chaos reigns in the land of Serenity, where semi-anarchy and friendly PvP collide!

bedrock, begging, Chaos, Claim, collide, commands, Discord, Disrespecting, Experience, Friendly, Hacks, Hosting, interested, invite, Join, Land, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raided, REIGNS, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Serenity, Server, Toxicity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4278	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Serenity SMP Overview

Description	Join Our SMP, only made for Bedrock Players!
Welcome Message	Welcome to Serenity SMP!
Features	We offer our playerbase a smooth experience unlike free hosting services, lack of claim commands for a challenging experience.
Rules	no toxicity no disrespecting others no hacks no begging
Join Now	Join our Discord Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server only for Bedrock players?	Yes, Serenity SMP is exclusively for Bedrock players.
Are there claim commands available on this server?	No, claim commands are intentionally disabled for a more challenging experience.
What are the main rules for joining Serenity SMP?	The main rules include no toxicity, no disrespecting others, no hacks, and no begging.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord server link above.

TauntKiller Minecraft Server

Communication, Competitive Gaming, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, He kills people, in-game actions, killing, mid-taunt, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, online gaming, online interactions, player behavior, Server, strategy, Tactics, taunt kills, Taunting, TauntKiller, toxic behavior, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even taunt your enemies without getting killed? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner personally hunts down players mid-taunt for the ultimate challenge. It’s like playing Minecraft in hard mode, but with a side of hilarious chaos. So if you’re up for a wild ride and want to test your taunting skills, join us now! Just make sure to watch your back… and your taunts!

Crafty Takeover Minecraft Server

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, Community Takeovers, Crafty, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CTO, decentralized finance, Dextools, Fiat, Financial, investing, market, Minecraft, newly-established CTOs, opportunities, research, Server, socials, TAKEOVER, Trading, trends

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3288	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of missing out on those juicy 300x CTOs because you were too lazy to get out of bed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where newly-established CTOs roam free! Just hop on in and start mining those crypto blocks to uncover the hidden gems. Who needs fiat when you have diamonds, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden CTO, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Crypto Gods themselves. Want a Lambo? Done. A private island? Easy peasy. Unlimited pizza for life? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the next crypto millionaire overnight!

DisneyFamDropoutCraft

Birthday Party, CANCELLATION, children, classmates, Commitment, DATING, DisneyFamDropoutCraft, Disneyland trip, Divorce, dropping out, ex husband, family trip, family woman, football team, good relationship, high school, Promise, serious relationship, settling down, sister

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions as we navigate through relationships, exes, and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further!

Who needs Disneyland when you can experience the thrill of uncertain commitments and heart-wrenching decisions right here in our virtual world?

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown between exes, new flames, and the battle for family vacations. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

beauty standards, body hair, demographics, discrimination, Edition, empowerment, Femininity, Gender Identity, Grooming, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, personal care, Self-expression, ShaveCraft, shaved, societal expectations, Stereotypes, transfem, transfems, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mines Excavated:	4097
Votes:	3088	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!

DarkShadow best anarchy in the world Minecraft server

Anarchy, Assembly, best, Cheats, Clans, DarkShadow, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free donation, Free Donations, frequent, Giveaways, good team, Grief, Herobrine, Hosting, Minecraft, No Mini-Games, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Anarchic server Dark shadow, small online and free donation, frequent donation giveaways, and a good team, good assembly, and hosting to it

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MobilityCraft Minecraft Server

caste discrimination, caste privilege, caste system, classism, discrimination, economic disparity, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalization, Meritocracy, Minecraft, MobilityCraft, Oppression, POVERTY, Privilege, Server, social hierarchy, social injustice, social mobility, socioeconomic status, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6123	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of caste systems to a whole new level! Join us and experience a world where your in-game caste determines your fate.

Are you tired of always being stuck at the bottom, no matter how hard you try? Well, on our server, low caste players will always be impoverished no matter what they do. But don’t worry, high caste players will always have the upper hand! They’ll get all the best jobs, promotions, and even win all the lotteries and sweepstakes.

Think you can make it big with stocks or crypto? Think again! If there are too many low caste investors, the stocks will always dump. And don’t even get us started on the hidden algorithms that favor high caste players and keep low caste players in obscurity.

So come join us on our server, where the material world is rigged and the gameplay is absolutely outrageous! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Sally’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1970s, BLOCK, college, Coming of Age, Drama, drug use, Emmy award-winning, free love, independent, Mad Men, mature audiences, Minecraft, nudity, Party, rebellious, recreational drug use, SALLY, Sally Draper, Sallys, series, Server, strong language, TV-MA, violence, Wild Life

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and rebellious life of Sally Draper as she navigates through college in the early 1970s! Get ready for “free love” and recreational drug use as you explore a world filled with mature content and occasional violence. Rated TV-MA for a reason, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!