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$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	3650
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Beats: The Global Jukebox

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Void Gems Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	268	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	9028	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to dance like no one’s watching.

Picture this: you’re exploring a vast jungle biome when suddenly, a group of skeletons start breakdancing to the beat of Despacito. Or how about building a castle with your friends while listening to the soothing sounds of Baby Shark on repeat?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Villager who spins the sickest beats all night long. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t even around back then). See you on the dance floor!

Tom’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Guests

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama mayor, who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the End dimension… if you can defeat him in a dance-off, that is.

So what are you waiting for, tom? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those dancing creepers!

ShortyCraft: Where Only the Vertically Challenged Survive!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	390
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only height requirement is how high you can stack your blocks! We don’t discriminate based on height, so all players are welcome to join our crazy world of building and exploring.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored dirt, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our virtual realm?

Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain level of building skills, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a magical unicorn and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips. Don’t believe us? Just ask the talking sheep who guards the entrance to our server – he’ll vouch for all the crazy shenanigans that go down here.

So come on, join us and defy the laws of physics, height restrictions, and reality itself in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. It’s a place where anything is possible, as long as you have a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky.

Crafty Card Wizards – Magic the Gathering meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Farms Harvested:	291
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1394
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bunnies rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with fluffy bunnies, magical forests, and epic battles against evil carrot-stealing zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunny kingdom where you can ride giant bunnies into battle and feast on unlimited carrot cake. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that try to ruin your fun.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special “Cowboy” set coming soon, where you can wrangle up some wild bunnies and ride them into the sunset. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bunny madness begin! Trust us, once you hop on this server, you’ll never want to leave.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3167	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	942
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	2387	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!