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GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Villages Defended:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Votes:	7382
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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Chuds Go Trans Minecraft Server

become the girl, can’t get girls, chuds, crazy, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender reassignment, gender transformation, Genderqueer, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, trannies, Trans, Transgender, transitioning, True

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Dimension Hops:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Are you tired of not being able to get girls? Well, on our server, you can simply become the girl! And if that’s not wild enough for you, we only accept other trannies. It’s a crazy, wacky world out there and we’re here to embrace it all. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

The Mystery of Minecraft SMP

Analysis, CANCELLED, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, ending, fan theories, Finale, Minecraft, Mystery, mystery solved, plot twist, Recap, review, series, smp, speculation, tv show, unanswered questions, unresolved, What Happened

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Farms Harvested:	837
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever go on!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoSewNoProbMC

bodysuit, Comic Con, Communication, compromise, COSPLAY, cosplay costume, creativity, Disappointment, diy, Fabric, fallout jumpsuit, family, Handmade, last minute, Materials, Mother Daughter, NoSewNoProbMC, Outfit, Sewing, sewing project

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	4895
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Jumpsuit Gang. Want to join their ranks? Just wear a glittery rainbow jumpsuit and you’re in! Who needs a boring old fallout jumpsuit when you can be a fabulous lizard lady instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud, in which case, this server isn’t for you).

WorkdayBS Minecraft SMP

discrimination, favoritism, lack of autonomy, lack of communication, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of teamwork, lack of transparency, lack of trust, lack of work-life balance, micromanagement, Minecraft, office politics, overwork, smp, toxic coworkers, underappreciation, unrealistic expectations, work stress, WorkdayBS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3214
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Karen from accounting and her constant complaints about the office temperature? Sick of Steve from marketing stealing your lunch from the break room fridge? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and leave all your work woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with office drama. Build your dream base, explore vast lands, and maybe even find some hidden treasure to fund your escape from the corporate grind.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret boss mob lurking in the shadows, known only as “The Micromanager”. Legend has it that defeating this beast will grant you unlimited vacation days and a corner office with a view.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your spreadsheets and TPS reports behind and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a much-needed break from the daily grind. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite coworker in the form of a blocky pig named Bob.

CraftyCultureShock

adapting to new cultures, adjusting to new surroundings, CraftyCultureShock, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, different customs, diverse societies, encountering unfamiliar customs, experiencing new perspectives, exploring new territories, foreign languages, global travel, immersion in foreign cultures, international experiences, multicultural encounters, new traditions, social norms, traditional practices, traveling abroad, unfamiliar food

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia

Arrests, child abuse, CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia, Malaysia, Melaka, Minors, Probe, rescued, suspects

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alien Abductions:	1

LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom!

Childhood TraumaCraft

biological health, Childhood, childhood trauma, consequences, Development, disease prevention, Disease susceptibility, gender differences, health outcomes, health risks, Life, long-term effects, major diseases, Medical research, mental health, physical health, research, Risk, sex, trauma impact, TraumaCraft, unique experiences

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!