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MoxMexicanMadness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE MADNESS THAN A MEXICAN MPX OUTBREAK!

WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!

SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽

CraftyTraumaTown

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, CraftyTraumaTown, emotional distress, Emotional healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, prospective interpretation, psychological effects, psychological well-being, psychopathology, retrospective interpretation, Therapy, Trauma, trauma impact, Trauma recovery

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where we turn childhood trauma into FUN! who needs therapy when u can build ur way out of ur issues? our players have built entire castles to represent their daddy issues and lava pits for their mommy problems.

we got players who turned their fear of spiders into a giant spider mob farm and one guy who built a rollercoaster to symbolize his fear of commitment.

join us and let’s turn ur trauma into triumph! who needs a therapist when u got blocks and mobs to help u heal? come on in and let’s build our way to better mental health, one block at a time!

Cam’s Bird Sanctuary: Where Parrots Rule and PVP is for the Birds! 1.21 Economy Server with Custom Claims and End Adventures!

Adventures, An Like-No-Other claims system, bird, Birds, BRAND NEW SERVER, Cams, Claims, Custom, custom changes, Custom Claims, EARNABLE RANKING SYSTEM, Economy, elytras, End Enabled, exclusive, fast-growing community, less type-to-play, motivated, parrots, PassiveMode/PVP, Players, ProjectCash, PvP, rule, Sanctuary, seamless experience, Server, smp, Toggle FLYING, YOU HAVE A SAY

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

DISCORD	https://discord.gg/camsproject
Server IP	camsproject.com

Overview:

CALLING ALL PLAYERS – Are you looking for a brand new server? We are extremely fresh, and consistently making custom changes, you will see nowhere else!

An Like-No-Other claims system, that you have full control over.
EARNABLE RANKING SYSTEM! Receive perks !
Toggle FLYING in claims!
Elytras & End Active.
YOU HAVE A SAY – We are in our first version. Every change made is dependent on YOU!
We are extremely motivated to make a seamless, less type-to-play experience!
ProjectCash – An Exclusive system, where the server is not dependent on ECO.

Be apart of a fast-growing community! Join today. camsproject.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server is extremely fresh and constantly making unique custom changes.
Do players have control over the claims system?	Yes, players have full control over the unique claims system.
Are there earnable ranking systems?	Yes, players can earn ranks and receive perks.
Can players toggle flying in claims?	Yes, players can toggle flying in their claims.
Is the community growing?	Yes, the server is part of a fast-growing community.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is an exclusive system where the server is not dependent on ECO.

BritsCraft Minecraft Server

America, british empire, Brits, BritsCraft, Colonialism, Colonization, control, Democracy, founding fathers, Government, History, INDEPENDENCE, influence, Minecraft, Monarchy, ownership, power, revolution, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Treaty of Paris, united states, War of Independence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	4324	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Who needs history lessons when you can battle zombies with laser swords and ride unicorns into battle? Trust us, you won’t regret joining this server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even winning the war of independence with a team of llamas armed with water balloons!

YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

American sports, AMERICANS, biggest talents, competitive balance, Draft, equal opportunity, league structure, PARITY, player development, PLAYOFFS, Salary Cap, smp, Soccer, sports leagues, talent evaluation, talent scouting, Team Building, team performance, Tension, unpredictable outcomes, weakest team, YeehawCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	225	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.

But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.

And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

ExBand-It Minecraft Server

aita, bigger picture., dj, entertainment agency, ex girlfriend, ExBandIt, feelings, first dance, fragile, guests, high school, Hotel, Minecraft, mutual friends, Portfolio, PROFESSIONAL, reception venue, refund, Server, Upset, venue manager, wedding band

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

dream come true, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive gift, extraordinary gift, grand prize, jackpot prize, lavish abundance, lifetime supply, luxury item, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, PrizePiggy, rare chance, smp, top choice, ultimate indulgence, ultimate reward, ultimate win, unlimited access, unlimited luxury, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only prize is bragging rights? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… diamond pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about running out of tools again as you mine your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Join our wacky community where players ride around on pigs wearing top hats and build houses out of giant floating cupcakes. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon… and actually made it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of diamond pickaxes and the envy of all your blocky friends.

NoCashNoCraft

betray, Boundaries, compromise, conscience, Deceive, dignity, dishonesty, Ethics, Integrity, Limits, MONEY, Morals, Never, NoCashNoCraft, personal beliefs, Principles, sacrifice, Self Respect, self worth, sell out, VALUES

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who will challenge you to build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT. And if you can survive the explosion, you’ll be crowned the king of chaos! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!

conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Towns Built:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

V for Vanilla – Where the only thing reset is your addiction to Minecraft! 1.21

addiction, AREA, Ban, BOMBERS, border, Chat, Cheating, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, Minecraft, Moderation, Permanet, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Spawn, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with players from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience, we welcome you to join us.

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temporary ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As V For Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla experience, the use of mods that alter gameplay is not allowed. Optifine and minimap mods are exceptions.

2. Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Players are free to build wherever they like, but be aware that griefing is allowed. It’s recommended to hide and protect your valuable builds.

3. How do I report a player for cheating?

You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the Discord server. Please provide evidence if possible.

4. What should I do if I encounter a hacker on the server?

If you suspect a player of hacking, please report them to a moderator or admin. Do not engage with the hacker or confront them directly.

5. Can I request a map reset?

Map resets are not planned at this time. The server aims to maintain a long-term world for players to build and explore in.