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CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	857973	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	661	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

TimeTravelCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, Beliefs, culture, History, intellectual, knowledge, Labels, mental illness, Perception, perspective, philosophy, societal norms, society, stigma, time period, time travel, time traveler, TimeTravelCraft, Understanding, Worship

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	50
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!

Project: Lambda RP (Using CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT)

CITY-17, Community, Discord, Gaming, Grand Project, Guns, half-life 2, halflife2, java, KrEsHDiE, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Project Lambda RP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, scenario, Server, Themed, virtual

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5938	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

eu6-free.falixserver.net:41581

Mining and Escaping Reality: The Not-So-Basic Server – Now with Extra Sheep

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escaping, EXTRA, Friends, Interactive, Leaderboards, Map, Mining, mmorpg, NotSoBasic, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Reality, Rewards, Server, Sheep, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

MineScape Server Overview:

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is MineScape?

A: MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at recreating the classic game Old School RuneScape.

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get started on your journey.

Q: What features does MineScape offer?

A: MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, a beautiful hand-crafted map, clue scrolls, daily rewards, pets, cosmetics, titles, and active leaderboards.

DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	305	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4554	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!