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Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	4379
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3992
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

play.luminion.net

Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6435	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3861
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	311	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com