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ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Animals Bred:	75	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1023
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	136

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	1180	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3453
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!