HEARTSHOT HAVEN

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Haven, HEARTSHOT, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	172
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Heartshot Haven SMP

🌟 Join Heartshot Haven SMP – Your Adventure Awaits! 🌟

✨ Features You’ll Love:

💰 Economy – Trade, earn, and grow your wealth!
🎖️ Ranks – Unlock exclusive perks as you progress.
🏡 Plot Claims – Protect your builds and establish your territory.

⚠️ We’re a Work in Progress – Your feedback helps us grow!

🌠 Dive in today and help shape Heartshot Haven into the ultimate SMP experience! 👉 Your journey begins here.

Join our Discord server

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?	Yes, you can play on both platforms and with friends regardless of their platform.
What are some of the features on the server?	Economy system for trading, earning, and growing wealth; Ranks with exclusive perks; Plot claims for protection and territory.
How can I provide feedback to help the server improve?	You can join our Discord server and share your suggestions and feedback with the community.
Can I start playing and exploring the server’s world right away?	Yes, dive in today and begin your adventure on Heartshot Haven SMP!

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

BETTING, Cosmic, Crypto, fake stock market game, financial market, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, Kronii, mutual funds, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, Nexus, numberfagging, Oshiboard, research, RETURNS, Schedule, stock market simulator, thread lore, Trading, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	45
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, have you heard of this absolute mad lad server called /nasfaqg/? It’s like, a financial market simulator but with a twist – you buy coins that represent Hololive and Holostars members! It’s like playing the stock market, but for weebs and schizos. And get this, cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved! But don’t worry, you won’t get better at real stocks from this, it’s just for fun.

If you wanna join this chaotic ride, check out the info at https://nasfaq.biz/info. And make sure to do your research using these links: https://schedule.hololive.tv/, https://vt.poi.cat/, https://hololive.jetri.co/, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y.

We even have F.U.C.K. Reports, a real oshiboard spreadsheet, a betting leaderboard, and a returns report archive. Plus, some Google Sheets you can copy to use yourself, like the SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet, Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet, Electrum’s fund trading sheet, and Mikofag’s archive of thread OC.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on /nasfaqg/ and let’s take $KRONII to the moon, baby! 🚀🌕 #StonksForWeebs #HololiveStocksGoneWild #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

RecruitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anger management, Boyfriend, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional response, Empathy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, passive aggression, Preparation, RecruitCraft, recruiting agency, relationship advice, relationship dynamics, Resentment, resolution efforts, Server, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4615	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Spears Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ores Mined:	6963

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from creepers!

Join us and escape the real world where asking someone if they want oatmeal won’t lead to a fight. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, on our server, we encourage talking through issues instead of just ignoring each other. No more awkward silence after a disagreement, just open communication and maybe a few friendly games of PvP to settle any disputes.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs keys to the grocery store when you can have the key to our awesome Minecraft world?

MomComplaintsNoMore

aita, Boundaries, close friendships, Communication Issues, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, emotional capacity, emotional struggles, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, Gratitude, interpersonal struggles, Job Struggles, MomComplaintsNoMore, negative experiences, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, separated parents, telling my mom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world, fight off zombies and creepers, and make new friends along the way.

Are you tired of listening to your mom complain about everything under the sun? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any negative vibes! Instead, you can focus on crafting epic creations and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

We promise that our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players. So come on over and leave the real world behind – we guarantee you won’t regret it!

PizzaCrafters

pizza cooking disasters, pizza cooking fails, pizza cooking gone wrong, pizza cooking mishaps, pizza cooking mistakes, pizza disasters, pizza fails, pizza horror stories, pizza mistakes, pizza ruined, pizza toppings disasters, pizza toppings gone bad, pizza toppings gone wrong, pizza toppings mishaps, pizza toppings mistakes, pizza toppings ruined, pizza toppings to avoid, PizzaCrafters, ruined pizza, worst pizza toppings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Items Found:	6298	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Pizza Party” event where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous pizza in the game. From topping it with diamonds to setting it on fire, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who bestows blessings upon those who offer him the most delicious virtual pizzas. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant pizza just for fun!

So if you’re ready to test your pizza-making skills and maybe even earn the favor of the Pizza God himself, join our server today! Just be prepared for some cheesy antics along the way.

PixelWarriorz

Accountability, Army, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, failings of military, Haunt, IDF chief of staff, Israel Defense Forces, Israeli, leadership, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, Oct 7, PixelWarriorz, political turmoil, resignation, Resigns, SECURITY

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6786
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

lol u kno wat wont haunt u for life? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun u wont even remember wat a military failings is. come build ur dream house, battle monsters, and make frens with our crazy community. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. u gotta join to see that kinda epicness in action. so come on, join now and leave ur real life problems behind!

Latin Brown Date Tomoko 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, BROWN, Cultural differences, date, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Inclusivity, interracial dating, latin, Latin American, love, mixed race, multicultural, Open-mindedness, Personal preferences, racial preferences, relationships, social attitudes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tomoko

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo bro, forget about dating Tomoko, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have rainbow-colored llamas that spit out diamonds and tacos! And if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and flying pigs! Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant taco, so you can battle it out while munching on some spicy goodness. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonders!

WifeSnackAttack

aita, bite marks, cravings, food sharing, ice cream sandwich, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy dessert, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy food cravings, pregnancy hormones, pregnancy ice cream cravings, pregnancy mood swings, pregnancy snack, pregnancy snack cravings, pregnancy treat, pregnant cravings, pregnant wife, sharing food, WifeSnackAttack

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with ice cream sandwich drama! Are you ready to experience the thrill of taking a bite out of someone else’s treat and causing a pregnant woman to cry? Our server is the perfect place for chaotic moments like this to unfold. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Join now and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

MoneyMakinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, trust me. So like, the reason you should join is because they have this job where you literally just stand around doing nothing, but you get paid SO much money for it. Like, it’s the most useless job ever but you’re rolling in diamonds, it’s insane.

And get this, there’s this one player who joined and they were just mining away, minding their own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining emeralds on them. It was like a freaking miracle, man. So if you want crazy stuff like that to happen to you, you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, there’s this legend about a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the chosen ones can find. Like, people have been searching for it for ages but no one has been able to crack the code. Will you be the one to finally uncover the mystery? Join the server and find out!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most random, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

CraftyDelusions

Absurd beliefs, amusing beliefs, bizarre beliefs, childhood misconceptions, CraftyDelusions, crazy beliefs, fantastical beliefs, funny beliefs, humorous beliefs, illogical beliefs, irrational beliefs, nonsensical beliefs, odd beliefs, outlandish beliefs, peculiar beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous misconceptions, silly beliefs, strange beliefs, unfounded beliefs, weird beliefs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).

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