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EmpCraft

1.20.6, Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, EmpCraft, Explore, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Smpserves, Smpsurvivalserver, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	5313
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8723	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New SMP server running on 1.20.6, as of right now its only survival but i do plan on adding more things to do on the server but please consider dropping by and trying it out! 😀

empcraft.minecra.fr:25572

Zany Zen Zone

Anby Character Demo, app store, Billy Character Demo, celebrate, epic store, google play, independence day, Koleda Character Teaser, Lycaon Character Demo, Nekomata Character Demo, Nicole Character Demo, Official Twitter Account, Platforms, Pre-Registrations, PS5, release date, Stock Up Web Event, Style Edition, Trailer, Website, zany, zen, zenless zone zero, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to celebrate Independence Day in style with our upcoming server! We’ve already had over 35 million pre-registrations because people just can’t wait to join the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Pre-register now for Zenless Zone Zero and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our “Stock Up” web event is now live, so you can start stocking up on all the crazy items you’ll need for your adventure.

Mark your calendars for July 4th, 2024, because that’s when the madness begins on our server. You can play on Epic Store, App Store, Google Play, and even on PS5. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Check out our trailer and character demos to get a taste of what’s to come. From the wolfishly charming Lycaon to the mischievous Nekomata, there’s a character for everyone. And let’s not forget about Koleda, who is so mysterious we can’t even show you a full demo yet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions. See you on July 4th!

CraftyCoin – Where mining for diamonds is more profitable than Bitcoin at 70K!

100x gem, 70K, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, Buying, CraftyCoin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, diamonds, digital assets, finance, future prospects, growth, Investment, market, Mining, opportunities, Potential, Profitable, PROFITS, speculation, Trading, trends

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	672	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchantments Applied:	251
Players Killed by Monsters:	700	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing since BTC hit 70K again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 100X gems and insane stories that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic that even Anons are joining in on the fun, buying up all the virtual real estate and dominating the leaderboards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Infinite Cobblestone

Backup Plan, backup supplies, clutter, collecting habits, contingency items, contingency plan, emergency supplies, excess belongings, hoarder tendencies, home inventory, home items, household items, just in case, just in case mentality, never gonna use, preparedness, safety net, storage solutions, unnecessary items, unused items

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Do you have a toaster that only works when the moon is full? A collection of rubber duckies that have mysteriously multiplied? An emergency inflatable unicorn float that you’ve never had to actually use?

Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll find even more wacky and useless items to hoard! Join us and you might stumble upon a chest full of enchanted potatoes that make you fly, or a secret room filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.

Who needs practicality when you can have pure chaotic fun? Join our server now and dive into a world where the absurd is celebrated and the ridiculous is encouraged!

Prepare for war

alliances, Armies, civilization building, Community, Conquest, Cross-Play, crossplay, Diplomacy, domain expansion, Economy, Geopolitics, leadership, Lore, multiplayer, Nation building, nation simulations, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, strategy, WARFARE, world lore

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	9230
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain! • World Lore and Roleplay! • Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

Veylix

Adventure, adventurers, Battles, Challenges, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Economy, Empire, Events, innovation, ISLAND, Journey, KitPvP, legend, marketplace, Minecraft, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spawn, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	73	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft Skyblock community! Dive into a dynamic world where creativity knows no bounds and challenges await at every turn. Build your island empire from scratch, harnessing the power of teamwork and innovation to conquer the skies. Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, explore custom biomes teeming with adventure, and discover unique treasures hidden within our meticulously crafted spawn. With regular events, a vibrant marketplace, and a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, there’s never been a better time to join us on this epic journey. Forge your path, claim your destiny, and become a legend in the realm of Skyblock!

Join veylix.net today!

veylix.net:25638

Perception LOLcraft

anxiety, argumentative, dark triad, Generosity, identity crisis, Interpretation, LolCraft, misinterpretation, narcissist, negative thoughts, offensive, Perception, personal growth, Problem, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self worth, self-perception, success

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	171	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misinterpretation is the name of the game! Join us if you want to experience a world where everything you say gets twisted into something completely different. It’s like playing a game of telephone, but with consequences!

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being a regular old player? Well, on our server, we welcome covert narcissists with open arms! Get ready to argue your way to the top, because giving up is not an option here.

Feeling anxious about joining? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to embrace your dark triad thoughts and let your inner narcissist shine. Who needs success when you can just be your true, twisted self?

So come on, join us on our server and let’s see just how far your misinterpretations and narcissistic tendencies can take you. It’s a whole new world of chaos and confusion, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

SpergCraft: Where Howard’s meltdowns are just part of the fun!

Affair, Cases, cocaine, counsellor, Drugs, Fun, howard, Howards, Job, MELTDOWNS, part, Safe, Sandpiper settlement, SpergCraft, sperged out, SUPREME COURT, Tantrum, vending machines

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Howard on cocaine? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like Howard’s wife having an affair while he’s busy filling vending machines. Join us for a Sandpiper settlement-themed adventure where the Supreme Court might just toss out your case if you’re not on drugs. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos, join our server now!

PresidentialShockerLOLZ

#classified information, #revelation, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, Deception, Government, hidden agenda., national security, Political, power, Presidential history, scandal, scandalous revelation, shocking discovery, shocking secret, shocking truth, U.S. president, White House

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Step right up, folks, to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the most shocking secret revealed about a U.S. president on this server. Turns out, old George Washington himself was actually a secret ninja who fought off the British with his mad skills and a trusty diamond sword. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln – rumor has it he could summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his top hat! So if you want to uncover the wildest presidential secrets and maybe even learn a few ninja moves yourself, join us on this server now!

Alpine-Craft

alpine-craft.us.to:25568, AlpineCraft, Auctionhouse, Customenchants, EarlyDevelopment, Economy, Homes, Ip:, Jobs, Landclaims, MCMMO, Minecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, Rtp, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Towny, Voterewards

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1071
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

New Minecraft Economy SMP Server! – CUSTOM ENCHANTS – Vote Rewards! – Jobs! – AuctionHouse! – Player Shops! – Player Warps! – Land Claims! – Homes! – RTP! – MCMMO! – Streamers! And Much More To Come! Server Is Still In Early Development Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568

alpine-craft.us.to:25568