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BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

HEARTBREAK, toxic behavior, Love Lost, BreakupCraft, break up stories

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

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Crafty20sWasted

Self Discovery, regrets, learning experiences, serious, Decision making

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

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CraftyNukeWars

geopolitical tensions, security measures, Conflict Resolution, national security, foreign policy

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!

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FutureMineCraftDeadYT

Legacy, Future, Humanity, social media, weird

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SKELETONS THAT CAN’T STOP DABBING!

OUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH WACKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY CHARACTERS, LIKE A TALKING PIG NAMED BACONATOR AND A COW THAT THINKS IT’S A SUPERHERO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND… TOILET PAPER? YEAH, WE DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT IT’S THERE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE RULER OF THE LAND AND HAVE A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY! YEAH, THAT’S TOTALLY A THING HERE!

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PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine

Flucytosine, pHun, PotionPvP

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungi like C. glabrata and C. albicans with the power of fluconazole and flucytosine! at lower pH values, the fun gets even crazier as we battle these pesky organisms in the depths of the nether! flucytosine is our secret weapon against VVC and recurrent VVC, so grab your pickaxe and join the fight! who knew treating fungal infections could be this exciting?!

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CriaMinePE — 1.1x Minecraft Server

PvP, Sandbox, Adventure, Creative, Minecraft

CriaMine is a small project in the mcpe sphere that is developing every day. We want to make a large project out of CriaMine in the hope of a good online.

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VaxxedLivestock Minecraft Server

livestock wellbeing, refunds, Long COVID brain fog, vaccination, livestock immunity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the science daddies have been busy penetrating players with mysterious science juices! But don’t worry, it’s not saline – it’s a special concoction that will give you a free chemical lobotomy to help you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft with ease.

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore our server filled with insane builds, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. And remember, there are no refunds for the vaxx, so you might as well come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you in our world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for an adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

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BotCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Saiyan, services assessment, AI Chatbot, Gemma 2, logs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on Gochiusa Edition coffee! Join us for the latest news on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, now with 2x the speed and 1/5 the cost – it’s practically a steal! And don’t forget about our Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million contexts, 1.5 Flash, and Gemma 2 – because who doesn’t want more gems in their life?

But that’s not all – on our server, you can see all the cards in chub, but only if you’re logged in, have NSFW/NSFL enabled, and cleared your blacklist. It’s like a secret club for the most daring chatbot enthusiasts!

And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out our jailbreaks section for all the latest ways to break free from the norm. We even have insane stories about botmaking events that will make you go saiyan with excitement!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots – because why chat with humans when you can chat with bots who are out of this world?

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MineNetHistoryCraft

Technology, world wide web, digital revolution, Information Technology, Communication

so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!

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HystericalCraft: EndoCancerCure

quality of life, Therapy, holistic care, fluoxetine therapy, study

So, like, this server is like a magical land where all your worries disappear like poof! We got this crazy combo of nursing and therapy that will make you feel like a million diamonds! Imagine having your anxiety and depression vanish into thin air, just like that! Plus, our nurses are like unicorns, spreading happiness and rainbows wherever they go. Join us and feel the love and joy like never before! It’s like a party in your brain, but in a good way! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make your Minecraft experience the best one yet!

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