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ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	4403	New Chunks Explored:	462103
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	671	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Flaze SMP

Adventure, amazing performance, Backup server, Challenges, companies, dedicated admin, Discord, Flaze, France, Future, hosting risks, how to join, long-term stability, massive projects, Minecraft, player coalition, power outages, Roleplay, shape the modpack, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+ (and counting!)

Overview

Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.

Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).

How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.

Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.

What makes Flaze SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.

Can I join an existing roleplay company on the server?

Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.

How often are server challenges held?

Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Votes:	7316	Villages Defended:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

DeadbeatDadMC Server

Arrest warrant, child support, child support arrears, child support consequences, child support enforcement, child support failure, child support hearing, child support issues, child support obligations, child support payment, child support process, child support responsibility, child support system, co parenting, DeadbeatDadMC, ex, failure to pay, Hearing, parenting, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	102
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge on your deadbeat ex? Look no further! Join our server and unleash chaos on your ex by building a virtual world where he can never escape his child support responsibilities.

Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.

Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!