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  • Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20

    Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 571
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Version Java 1.21
    Plugins Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What kind of server is this?

    This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.

    2. Are there any specific features on the server?

    There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.

    3. What are the server rules?

    The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.

    4. What time zone are the server events based on?

    The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.

    5. How can I apply to join the server?

    You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

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  • NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks

    NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 591
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

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    Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.

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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1070
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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  • NieceFeed Minecraft Server

    NieceFeed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 3260
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with controlling girlfriends, SpongeBob-shaped mac n cheese, and finger-pointing battles over who gets to feed the kids.

    Imagine a world where feeding your niece a simple meal turns into a full-blown showdown with someone claiming to be the mother figure. Who knew a box of mac n cheese could cause so much chaos?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to go around for everyone involved. So come on in, strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about parenting.

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is: expect the unexpected. And remember, in this world, everyone’s a parent until the mac n cheese comes out.

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  • MomHairDontCareMC

    MomHairDontCareMC
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 778
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Enchantments Applied: 228
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and hairstyles! Unlike the OP’s mom, we encourage you to rock your natural 4b hair with pride. No hair relaxers allowed here, only protective styles and braids for days!

    Join us and escape the drama of overbearing family members trying to control your wedding day hair. Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without judgment. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can customize your avatar’s hair however you please, no meddling moms allowed!

    So come on over and let your hair down (literally) on our server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore endless worlds with friends who support your natural beauty? See you there!

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  • MundaneNoMore Minecraft Server

    MundaneNoMore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 6557
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

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    Are you tired of the same old grind in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start attacking you! But don’t worry, these chickens are armed with swords and are ready to battle. Can you defeat them and claim their loot?

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Enderman DJ.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server now for the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

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  • PixelFlashback: Relive & LOL

    PixelFlashback: Relive & LOL
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2568
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

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    Do you remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house in Minecraft with a bunch of TNT? Well, imagine being able to relive that moment over and over again on our server! Join us for non-stop chaos and destruction as we encourage all players to unleash their inner prankster and wreak havoc on each other’s builds. Who needs peaceful survival when you can have endless explosions and mayhem? Join now and create unforgettable memories (and maybe some enemies) on our server!

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  • JetCraft Minecraft Server

    JetCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 972
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1942 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got fighter jets flyin’ all over the place like it’s a freakin’ air show! We got so many jets, you’ll think you’re in Top Gun or somethin’! And guess what? It only cost us $10 billion to modernize our forces, so you know we mean business!

    Join now and experience the thrill of dodgin’ fighter jets while you mine for diamonds and build your dream castle! Who needs dragons when you got fighter jets, amirite? So come on down and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever see!

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  • BritBlockParty

    BritBlockParty
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 2069
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4105 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

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    lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? well, u found the right place, my friend! come join us on this epic server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do stand-up comedy.

    we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the zombies are actually really good at karaoke. u can build ur own castle in the sky and ride a unicorn to battle against the evil ender dragon.

    join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could u ask for? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s gooooooo! 🎉🍰🦄🎤

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  • SongLyricSavant

    SongLyricSavant
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7451
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

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    lol this server is like that one song u havent heard in years but u still remember every word. u gonna be singing its praises for years to come, trust me. forget about lunch, come join us and feast on epic builds and crazy adventures. u wont regret it, unless u regret not joining sooner. so what u waiting for? come on in and let the memories flow like a river of diamonds and creepers.

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