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KurskCraft: Refinery Rumble

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Destruction, eastern europe, Energy Sector, escalation, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Military Action, Oil Refinery, political tension, refinery, RETALIATION, Rumble, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up oil refineries like it’s nobody’s business! we’re like ukraine’s military but in minecraft, taking out those pesky oil refineries in russia’s kursk region. join us for some explosive fun and chaos, because who needs peace when you can have a blast in minecraft? plus, we have the coolest mods and plugins to make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now!

DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

acceptance, Closure, Darkness, death, DeathCraft, Despair, End.., Escape, eternal rest, fate, finality, inevitability, Last Resort, mortality, Peace, Problems, Release, solution, Surrender, True, Ultimate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

CERF Hub

Adventure, Animals, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Feedback, Forge, Friends, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, pokemon, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	499290
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Buildings Constructed:	39

New vanilla Pixelmon Server (In Progress)

Minecraft Version 1.16.5

Pixelmon Version 9.1.11 Download Pixelmon Here –> https://reforged.gg/

Download Forge Here –> https://files.minecraftforge.net/net/minecraftforge/forge/index_1.16.5.html

Give feedback as to how to make the server better! Also Vote for this server!

Try to build a community with your friends!

https://discord.gg/r99PRjTSDc

51.81.245.168:25585

CoastSideMC

Awesome Players, bedrock, CoastSideMC, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Friendly staff, high quality, hiring staff, java, Minecraft, Network, Prisons, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique Content, Website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

CoastSideMC is a high-quality Minecraft Network! Featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! We are hiring Staff apply via our website our Discord.

JAVA IP: play.coastsidemc.com Bedrock IP and Port: play.coastsidemc.com:25565 Website: coastsidemc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/MHbGg6AfDJ 1.8 -> Latest are supported!

» Survival (SMP) » Skyblock (Coming Soon) » Creative (Coming Soon) » Prisons (Coming Soon)

play.coastsidemc.com

DearCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, battlepass, DearCraft, GIF, Help, Minecraft, ONLINE, small server, super stoves, unique items

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Votes:	2571
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

This is an Anarchy server. We have unique items, super stoves, and BattlePass is coming soon. Online is still small, but I think you can help us.

81.176.176.63

Genesis Box PvP

auction house, Community, Competition, Duels, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Gaming, Genesis Box, Genesis Box PvP, Genesis Survival, Koth, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3473
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Towns Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

From the creator of Genesis Survival, We present to you. Genesis Box PvP! We offer tons of features from KOTH to Duels and Quests and more! We also have an Auction House so you can sell your goods to other PvP Enthusiasts! We hope to see you here soon! Come now to get a head start against everyone else.

boxpvp.minecraft.best:25564

ZenkiCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, cute, Demons, FANTASY, friendship, inuyasha, japanese animation, long-running series, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, monster of the week, plot progression, Powers, Server, Sho, Supernatural, transformation, Zenki, ZenkiCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
Magic Items Found:	1945	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old monsters and quests? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Zenki and Inuyasha, with a sprinkle of craziness on top.

Join us for epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat! Fight off hordes of monsters, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even find a magical talking sword (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior of the server and be hailed as a hero for all eternity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: HidamariCraft161

Anime, art, art school, artist, chapter 161, comedy, cute, Daily Life, friendship, Heartwarming, Hidamari Sketch, HidamariCraft161, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, school life, slice of life, smp, Student-Teacher Relationship, Studio, sunshine-filled days, Yoshinoya-sensei, Yunocchi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But don’t worry, they also give out amazing rewards like flying pig mounts and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

Join us on our server where every day is a new adventure. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to battle our way through a sea of clucking poultry to reach the treasure at the end. Another time, we discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking mushrooms who challenged us to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even become the next Yunocchi and earn the respect of Yoshinoya-sensei himself.

TunaFreeZone Minecraft Server

break room etiquette, coworker communication, coworker conflict, first trimester, food aversions, food preferences, Minecraft, morning sickness, Nausea, Pregnancy, pregnancy accommodations, pregnancy challenges, pregnancy discomfort, pregnancy struggles, pregnancy support, pregnancy symptoms, Server, smell sensitivity, tuna, TunaFreeZone, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the smell of unrefrigerated tuna and judgmental coworkers!

Join us for a pregnant-friendly environment where you can eat all the cold sandwiches and fruits your heart desires without fear of barfing. Our sense of smell is perfectly normal, so you won’t have to worry about any strong odors ruining your day.

We promise not to let anyone bring unrefrigerated tuna onto the server, so you can game in peace without the threat of nausea. Plus, our HR department is non-existent, so you won’t have to deal with any workplace drama like in the real world.

So come join us on this wild adventure and leave the tuna drama behind. You won’t regret it!

SickGFConcertDitcher

abandonment, angry girlfriend, Apology, BNB, Communication, Concert, concert tickets, food poisoning, foreign country, hospital again, hospital visit, Illness, IV, leaving early, love, misunderstanding, relationship, Shot, sick girlfriend, SickGFConcertDitcher, travel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, you never know what twists and turns you’ll encounter. From hospitals to concerts to butt shots (okay, maybe not that last one), our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs a foreign country when you can experience all the drama right here? Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than this Reddit post!